Here are more delicious quotable quotes from Christina’s Mommie (I didn’t include “No wire hangers!”):
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And considering she was in that movie with greats like Rosalind Russel, Norma Shearer and Paulette Goddard, that’s saying a lot. She even stood out as the hateful Crystal in the original (1939) The Women (one of my favorite movies). From Grand Hotel to her later B-movie attempts, the camera adored her. After all the stories about her cattiness and nose in the air attidude, the wonderful thing is that she could back up all the airs with top-rate acting and screen presence. “If I can’t be me, I don’t want to be anybody.”ĭespite what Christina Crawford wrote in “Mommie Dearest”, how can you not love (or love to hate) Joan Crawford? Now she was a total Hollywood diva. Get into your delicious-smelling car care of your Bacon Air FreshenerĪt the end of the day, kick back with a bottle of Squeez Bacon… Make sure all your files are in your trusty Bacon USB Flash Drive If it’s cold, make like a bacon-wrapped weenie dog with the cozy Bacon Scarf Slap on that snazzy Bacon Suit that drives women (and hungry dogs) wild Mmm, is that coffee or bacon? Brew a sizzling cup of Maple Bacon Morning coffee Sit down to breakfast with a morning-brightening Bacon Placemat Have a morning shower with a nice juicy bar of Bacon Soap So here’s how I picture a day in the life of a bacon-obsessed person…
Predictably, a lot of strange bacon-related items have been cropping up. There are hundreds of Bacon tribute sites and fan pages online. Anyway, I’m apparently not the only person who has a weakness for these strips of pork belly. Maybe Calvin Klein should create ‘CK Bacon’ and unleash the feral side of any meat-eating woman on the unsuspecting cologne-wearer. There are a few things in this world that can affect humans as much as the smell of sizzling… Bacon. When you ask a Vegetarian which food item they were hard-pressed to give up, the anwer is usually… Bacon.
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